FUNNY WHATSAPP STATUS IDEAS

Without further ado, here are some statuses you might find hilarious. Try them on your friends and see if they laugh.

• What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

• Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

• I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

• Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

• I like to stay in bed. It’s too “people-y” outside.

• I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

• I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

• Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.

• I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”

• Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.

• If people are talking behind your back, that’s a good time to fart.

• I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

• I’m not lazy. I’m just on battery saver mode.

• Hey there! You are using Whatsapp.

• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

• Dyslexics are teople poo.